A good application is essential.

If you wish to session with me, I require an application from you by e-mail. Tell me what it is you seek, and why you think I may be able to provide it. I need to know you have actually read my web site and feel some connection with me.

While I won't discriminate on grounds of literacy, because I will not know if you are dyslexic or not, for instance, I will NOT tolerate any messages that use text speak or have no capital letters in them. I don't need a submissive approach, but I do need a polite and respectful tone.

I would like to know where you heard of me or where you found my web site details. I DO NOT want to know how long your cock is, neither do I want to know about interests such as train spotting or drinking real ale. On the other hand, if you're a gorgeous hunk and you fly a helicopter, do tell me :)

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